Oh yes the lovely Ashley and her hubby have come back from Hong Kong and modeling snooty clothing for fashion magazines and now are making it impossable for me to do any rubbish painting-poo sleds .
If i drag a t.v. in here and let them watch revolting m.t.v. shows with the volume on 11 maybe i can paint them .
Aren't house quests fun ? "hey whaddya doing painting ???? " yes i was trying to paint but its impossable now . As a younger putz i could actually go out and do that plein air ( as we called it painting outside) stuff and have dweebs gawk at me and ask dumb questions or even tell me about thier trip to Vegas where they saw Wayne Newton and had the all you can eat buffet at the Desert Inn. Now as a geezer-Funist i require the utmost isolation from other life forms because people have become such bozos about art and the whole artist thing. Imagine trying to go out and do a sea scape without some cretin telling you it's a private beach or the woods belong to them .
Bla Bla Bla and in L,A, if you ask somebody to pose for you they think you're a serial killer or want 300 bucks an hour. Bla Bla Bla rant rant and rant some more
Imagine trying to go into a bar or night club and painting the people,they would freak out if you took picures of them so how could you drag an easel and paints into a bar without getting tossed out ?
Imagine i have bored you to sleep ? but you're artists and need a good nap. imagine i cut a small portion of my ear off and gave it to Kinkade because we had an argument about Paris Hilton's lack of talent for anything other than a bimbo................
lack of talent
Are we having Funism yet ?
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