Actually, I'm very skinny, so that the irony may shine right through, but I guessed it went past you and your glasses upon that wrinkly face, maybe that was what needed tending in the first place. Did you ever win an ugly-contest? They saw you watching from behind the fence and changed their mind, called you up and offered a lipo.
- A lip, Oh?
And they sucked it right out, the upper.
Nice bite.