Hi,
Here at Fludism Industries, we are in fierce competition with Funism Industries, as Mac is with PC, ... constantly trying to outdo the socially acceptable scammer marketeers that pray on artists for money instead of granting them the respect that is their true value reward.
For only the smallest investment of $ 199.95 (that's about $19.95 in nineteenth century dollars, so don't sweat it), ... we can provide you with the opportunity to work thirty or forty hours plus expenses, creating something that nobody pays you for,
but which we will accept payment from YOU to publish a book that features YOU, which we distribute to people who really don't care to read it and only accept it in the mail because it is free and looks pretty
-- the artists who don't get paid themselves paid for it so some arrogant, intellectualphile can glance through it on his lunch break and toss it in the nearest McDonald's dumpster, where a true genius or two might eat lunch on a regualr basis.
All this for only $ 199.95. Think of the huge impact on pseudo culture you could have!
This deal is a very time limited offer!
Be one of the first 100 responders and we will double our offer - We'll charge you twice for the same pseudo opportunity to be famous.
Fluidism Concepts
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