Good morning to you all:
Robert Wicki, Aunt Maggie and Fast Freddy are all missing. There seems to be a pattern here and we are all very concerned. Robert has never been seen. Maggie was last seen outside the looney bin. Freddy was last heard from when he placed an order for 10 coffins with Jim’s Frame and Coffin Service.
I was over at Aunt and Unk’s house most of yesterday. There were no messages on their answering machine. No ransom notes posted to the door. Nothing. They have just vanished.
I called Richard and he is going to have all the tomato truck drivers keep and eye out for them. Please if you see them let us know.
I have to leave now. I’m going to go see Unk. Maybe I will spring him, I haven’t decided. He has been in there for almost a week now. Maybe his little stay and those shock treatments will have softened him up.
See ya,
Bobby
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