High ? my name is Geets Deptula professional Performance
Artist.......... and on January 3rd. 2003 i will be blowing my self up
in a plastic 40 gallon trash can in the strip mall across from
Saveless Drugs on Beancurd Road in Sheckyville Ohio........
At first I was going to wear my Gallager suit.then I became aware of the low brow commic antics of the hillarious Carrot top.....
So I'm going with the red wig number....neato !!!!!!! My assistent
Grover will be dressed as Henry Kissenger to light the fuse on
23,000 tons of smart scatter bombs ........I'm hoping this will receive huge coverage in the southern Ohio Recyler paper since
it will probably be a one shot deal...............anyone with on of those
little video cameras should come and stand behind the barracades
we're making from 7 series B.M.W.s this cost alot but it is well
worth it......Mom and Dad are behind this 200 % and say they can't
waite to see the limbs flying thru the air of thier 38 year old son
that sits in his old room,eating cheeseburgers and watching porn
on a 13 " inch black & white t.v. Wowy Zowy this is gonna be
sooooo cool.......perhaps you saw my instalation art work at
the metropolitan art museum in Boston,,???? That was the one
with six demented chickens pecking at the glass eye balls
of a coat hanger sculpture of fox's O'Riley ...the floor of the huge room was covered in old issues of Modern Bride Magazine sprayed
with silver paint ......A huge neon sign flashing Murry's Bail Bonds
set off the conceptual masterpiece,as i read a sensitive poem
about the plight of the Atlantic Sea Slugs being caught in lobster
traps........Well see ya there in Ohio gotta catch that rerun of the
" Worlds Stupidest Art Patrons " on the Home improvement
Channel...........See Ya around campus " GEETS "
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