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Subject: Hello Friends, Unk here with a ground floor opportunity especially for you.

Posted By:  T&ME
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Posted On:  2/24/2005 6:31 PM  (Updated on 2/25/2005 7:40 PM by T&ME) 35 Replies



Hello Friends,

As most of you know we have had tremendous success with our
FLOSSMASTER 3000
teeth degunking product but now we have something new just for you.

This post may just be your opportunity of a lifetime. Are you broke, don’t have the money to pay your taxes, doctor bills making you sick, car falling apart (be sure to visit Unk’s Auto), litigation expenses getting to you for your flea ridden mut biting the letter carrier, well here is a way to end your financial woes.

DUST-O-MATIC
Ceiling Fan Blade Air Dust Reduction Mittens

Sing along with our jingle if you get the urge

I love my DUST-O-MATIC because it cleans my air for me............... I love my DUST-O-MATIC because it cleans the rodents out of my house,...................... Oh, that same o DUST-O-MATIC saves me electicy.................Yes, I love my DUST-O-MATIC it means to much to me...........

Yes, now for a limited time DUST-O-MATIC franchises are available for your area.

DUST-O-MATIC fan blade mittens are attractive and come in many holiday designs. There are the PeterPumkin faces for Halloween, Santa’s Face for Christmas and on and on.

DUST-O-MATIC fan blade mittens come in bright, glow in the dark, colors which eliminate the need for expensive lighting fixtures. Imagine the electricity savings!

DUST-O-MATIC fan blade mittens take in the dust and give out your favorite scents.

Purchase a franchise before 12:00 est. and you will receive the sensational DUST-O-MATIC whistle attachment as our free gift to you. This is not audible to humans but drives mice and rodents from your house (Ear plugs for house pets not included with this offer.)

Pay no money now, just email us your credit card information and we will begin expediting your order soon.

We are so happy to be able to bring you this limited time offer to enable you to rid yourself of those terrible bills.

Sincerely,

Unk Tom Frumpkin, president
T&M Enterprises

As always a portion of profits donated to the Letter Carriers Dog Bite Relief Fund

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35 -- Yes Subject -- RobertKernodle 12/3/2007 3 PM
34 -- No Subject -- dots 12/1/2007 3:40 AM
33 shepherd curls are good... LVH 11/30/2007 9:51 PM
32 Art of Investing RobertKernodle 11/30/2007 1:06 PM
31 BUY!...SELL!...BUY!...SELL!... salmarino 11/29/2007 4:22 PM
30 Thanks to UNK'S abundance c.d.s i am a zillionaire dots 11/29/2007 3:42 PM
29 A good objective.... RobertKernodle 11/28/2007 3:26 PM
28 welcome back, RK . .. LVH 11/28/2007 7:56 AM
27 I change names and go away for a week,... RobertKernodle 11/26/2007 12:37 PM
26 Ah, the smell of Old Friends... salmarino 11/25/2007 8:40 AM
25 the best I could do on such short notice . .. LVH 11/24/2007 8:03 PM
24 Hello Lad T&ME 11/24/2007 7:01 PM
23 hello, Unk . .. LVH 11/24/2007 5:57 PM
22 To Whom It May Concern. T&ME 11/24/2007 3:53 PM
21 Did You Ever Wonder ? . . . someguy 2/28/2005 12:18 PM
20 Does dam ole down under got soverneinty, turkey and saudi do, canada don't but will stand tall may aussies ought stand down to find out? Glen Etzkorn 2/27/2005 8:27 PM
19 Great Sing-a-Long Twoie, sgalli 2/27/2005 12:30 PM
18 Someguy; Wold must think that we were born yesterday, eh. Twoie 2/27/2005 9:29 AM
17 Dirty old man taken into custody……. wmelchhart 2/27/2005 12:31 AM
16 Unk, . . . to answer your questions . . . someguy 2/26/2005 3:24 PM
15 Yes Mr. Melchhartf, we Armericans have known...... T&ME 2/26/2005 12:37 PM
14 Dust-And-Matic (DAM) has been established in Australia ……… wmelchhart 2/26/2005 12:33 AM
13 Sorry Unk for the mix-up. sgalli 2/25/2005 10:27 PM
12 Dear Ms. Sgalli, To answer your question. T&ME 2/25/2005 9:49 PM
11 I thought Professor Fritz drowned accidentally sgalli 2/25/2005 9:05 PM
10 Well Unk,what can I say,I'm very impressed. sgalli 2/25/2005 8:52 PM
9 Just a Rumor T&ME 2/25/2005 7:51 PM
8 I'm going to go out on a limb and say..... Insura 2/25/2005 7:14 PM
7 Dear Ms. Sgalli T&ME 2/25/2005 7:07 PM
6 Now would that " Contact The Wolf Cap" clean away fleas and lice? sgalli 2/25/2005 3:12 PM
5 Heavenly cow Lad, you may be on to something. T&ME 2/25/2005 2:01 PM
4 Dear Mr. Middlemanskovitch, yugemeos, someguy, or...... T&ME 2/25/2005 1:22 PM
3 An Offer To Your Offer someguy 2/25/2005 11:57 AM
2 What a great opportunity T&M enterprise. sgalli 2/24/2005 7:48 PM
1 well unk deals sound honest compared to forgive me the lord crazy for I am greedy at 15,000 asking price gannon/gucketeer Glen Etzkorn 2/24/2005 6:54 PM

 

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