Ali, 65, who pretended being a basker and just playing his tuba at Melbourne’s marketplace, was taken into custody this morning after he was reported to police of indecent behaviour to a dead fish. Allegedly he fumbled that fish without ruber gloves which upsets pedestrians. Such behaviour is regarded as kinky and not tolerated here in Australia. His defence was that his tuba would not have the quality sound if he had to wear gloves.
His tuba license was revoked with an option though that he could apply for a licence playing gloveless a ‘BrassPike’.
Being boring is very comforting…….
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