Why don't you get in the water?
Oh, yeah. Because there's a SHARK in it. Riiiight.
I've been what our merciful modern era classifies as an "artist" all of my life. I am freelance but also enjoy doing commission work----if you can dream it up, I can certainly fumble around with it, swearing vehemently, until it can be beautifully brought to pass. Check out my website---www.sorrylittlesharky.com(Do not fear the sharky. He's a vegetarian; it just so happens that he ends up ingesting 30 pounds of human flesh for every blade of lettuce we can slip in.)